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bluetards 

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

Blueturds 

A group of poor, poverty ridden valley bums who support the 2nd best team in Wales who are debt ridden and play in a stadium made out of lego. These people are rabid and violent and approaching them is not advised as they may mug you or rant on about how Ledley is good when he's actually fucking shit.
"Those Blueturds over there tried to mug me, then tried to sell me a season ticket for legoland, fucking scum bags, then they swam away into the distance"
Blueturds by PalMatt July 30, 2009

Blueturus 

β€œhe came in 2.5 seconds and fell asleep and now I have blueturus!”
Blueturus by em1ly22 September 27, 2020