blue scooter

When you have blue balls and have to dry hump your pillow because your girlfriend won't put out.

That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.

by Fenster's Fu September 22, 2022

Blue Meat Shooter

1. One who possesses a penis large enough to hit the deep un-oxygenated vagina. 2. One who cums in the blue meat.

Kevin was hung - a real blue meat shooter.

by 2F August 23, 2008