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Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.
Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.
by Toffiffay July 21, 2020
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bloody salmon

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period and it tastes like fish
Tina’s on her period and she has a bloody salmon, it’s like a can of tuna down there
by Fishpussy June 3, 2018
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Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds
Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night
by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019
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