bloogometer 

a device to measure human gasseous out put-- similar to the stankometer which determines the foulness of the gasseous out put

by placing the devise in to the anal passage and switching it on -- a red glow will appear but the louder the gass out put the deeper the color will become

bloogometer by AL MAHDI October 12, 2003

bogometer 

Noun: Imaginary device used to measure the bogosity of a piece of information or information container.

That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.

Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!

bogometer by Snullbug December 1, 2004

bogometer 

A notional instrument for measuring bogosity. Compare the Troll-O-Meter and the ‘wankometer’ described in the wank entry; see also bogus.

A man in a suit attempted to con me, but my bogometer exposed his bogosity and I escaped without being ripped off.

bogometer by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

Bloonometer

A device which calculates how many balloons/bloons are there in an area, esp. used in a crowded area or a party to scan for balloons/bloons.

"So I invented the Bloonometer and I just found 283 balloons in a public street party by activating it."

Bloonometer by Otheruser325 March 9, 2023