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bloob bloobs 

if said in a cutesy way becomes a way of inappropriately touching a womans breasts at an unexpected moment.. but they cant be mad because you said it in a cute way whilst malesting them! The breasts have to be touched in a comparitive weighing manner.
emily is standing in a queue in the supermarket and looks fed up so suzie goes and touches her breasts saying 'bloob bloobs' to make her laugh. FIN
bloob bloobs by twomilks March 1, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
I sprinkle a few ripe bloobs on my oatmeal every morning.
Bloob by o3o; November 4, 2009
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(n) /bloob/
In its simplest from, it means a "blue boob".

These are most notably found in the movie Avatar.
"I totally saw Neytiri's bloob!!!" - Audience member of Avatar

Another form of the word would be "Bloobage" as in "The chief's daughter had totally awesome Bloobage"
Bloob by _Peir0h_ December 26, 2009
Bloob - 1) when a human woman's breast is censored, blurred out yet you're able to make out the silhouette still, no areola definition visible

other forms (bloobs, bloobage, blooby)
I liked the bloob selection in the rated R movie made for basic cable .
bloob by Scrumptrulescent March 22, 2016
Indicating large boobs. The 'L' is added to indicate the word large.
I want a facefull of those Bloobs.
Bloobs by Joh Beatty September 30, 2006
1.A device, normally a water balloon, that is filled and placed in a bra or a similar carrying device. Then worn in drag to resemble large breasts. Normally resulting in them popping sometime during the wearing period causing more laughter directed at the now deflated and wet wearer.

2.A badly done breast augmentation surgery which made the breasts unnaturally massive, stiff, gave an unnatural iridescent like sheen, and/or a tendency to deflate or burst if not protected.
Dude, my bloob popped when I tried to put them on!

Baloon boobs? No there BLOOBS!

Female pro-wrestlers normally have bloobs.
Bloob by aDrunkDriver209th May 7, 2009
A term to describe a woman's left breast.
Sarah: My boob hurts...
Bob: Which one is it?
Sarah: The left one...
Bob: Ah, you should have said, "my bloob hurts."
Sarah: Wow, that makes it so much clearer!
Bloob by itomato June 7, 2010
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