bleach dick 

A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.

Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"

Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"

Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"

Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."

Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"

bleach dick by shenoah May 25, 2016

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate

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Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

Nude Beach Dick by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015

Beach dick

When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.

What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.

Beach dick by Pikaderp August 6, 2015

Blech Dick 

A life form lower than human. This being has no self respect for others or himself. Only Refer to Someone as a Blech Dick if that person is clearly going nowhere in life and will end up alone.

The Blech dick constantly walks around like a leach that sucks the good will out of its surroundings.

Blech Dick by Dyke Man October 16, 2007

Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

Beach dick by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021

Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

Beach dick by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021

Beach Dick

The very tan guy who looks like he has been working out maybe 5-6 years but its actually more like 10,DO NOT touch his plates,he wears a yankees shirt,hat and windbreaker pants everyday,he can be seen 4 feet from any mirror admiring the fact HIS CALF MUSCLES ARE FUCKIN BLOWIN UP BRO!!

Hey fatass,look at beach dick...his headphones are nice.

Beach Dick by JesseHawk November 22, 2006