blarvis

The only word in the entire world that is void of any definition. Theorized to be the sound a dog makes when puking, also theorized to be the stuff you find in the dust balls in your computer tower when you havent cleaned it out for a while. Still, its true definition remains unknown.

Blarvis is the most mysterious word in the world.

I think the dog is going to puke..
"Blarvis!"
he sure did.

You really have to clean out your case, theres a massive blarvis build up in here.

by Blarvis October 2, 2006

Blarister

A mythical creature who lurks in the dark alleyways of Glasgow. A mean child snatcher. Vicious, ruthless, ready to pounce like a leopard. In fact some say that he has some sort of leopard skin fetish . Also people have apparently seen him jump from roof to roof in his XXL gimp suit. Basically he is a Glaswegian Loch Ness Monster. And a monster you do not want to meet especially at night when he is ready to pounce .

'Omg did you hear about the 15 children who were snatched from there parents'.

'Yes I heard it was Blarister'

by P33do watcher February 12, 2015

Barvis

A description used as a first name for a person who acts embarrassingly stupid or clueless. This word can also be used when someone does something embarrassing, and doesn't want to come to terms with what just took place (they blame it on their alter-ego, Barvis).

You accidentally walk straight into a conference room at your workplace where the CEO is meeting with high-level professionals. As everybody looks up in silence, you ask, "Oh, is there a meeting going on in here?"

After realizing the dumb-look on everyone's faces, you quickly reply, "I'm sorry. That was Barvis, not me." and quickly turn and walk out.

by Skye from Austin February 29, 2008

blarcissism

n. The devotion of more time to self-centered online activities (blogging, social networking, etc.) than to work, school, and/or family. A mash-up of blogging and narcissism.

Also, blarcissist: n. One who practices blarcissism.

In the year 3000, after the smoke of the blarcissism epidemic clears, Homo sapiens place themselves on the endangered species list, citing low birth rates due to a lack of actual human-to-human contact.

Also: Did you hear that Tom's wife took off with the kids after she found his blogger, myspace, and facebook profiles? Nobody had any idea he was such a blarcissist.

by ipostupost.com March 20, 2008

blarister

Codename used for child groomer in the catholic church. Named after the late great Blair's dad who once said "sit down my children"

Don't let your kid near that house, blarister lives there.

by SonOfPhysics February 12, 2015

blarister

A child snatcher with a very large basement he is a priest and is always on the hunt for people under the age of 16 to hurt mentaly and physicaly either by given golden showers or by showing them a picture of his 10 foot snake

Oh no its blarister run

by tm99 February 12, 2015

blargish

1) To feel mentally exhausted, usually as the result of long hours of studying.

2) To be unable to concentrate due to long hours of work and high stress.

I've been doing this SDL lab all day and I'm starting to feel blargish. Paul owes me big time for this.

by Paul/Hooker March 17, 2008