blarj 

1) A word used to express annoyance, anger, disappointment or to show lack of anything else to say.
2) Something to shout at people when mind-numbingly bored.

My sausage roll fell on the ground, blarj...

Blarj! Cunt!

Blarj, that conundrum did not amuse me.

blarj by WJS Innit November 6, 2008

Blardon 

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

Blarab 

Someone who’s parents are mixed with African descendants and Arabian descendants

“Ayanna’s mom is Arabian and her dad is African which makes her blarab.”

Blarab by #biggerthenblackandwhite January 12, 2022

mark blaj fart sec

mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him

did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?

mark blaj fart sec by yupppa December 6, 2020

blarch

Like a burp, but with a hint of puke.

"When I saw the monkey pee in it's mouth, it made me wanna blarch."

blarch by KingCone January 16, 2009

Blaren 

Short for black Karen.

That Blaren just called the po po on me because I cut across her lawn.

Blaren by Guy Fawks April 8, 2021

Blarbulous 

Someone extremely fat. Almost to the point of their body being gelatinous. Not a term to be used for someone slightly overweight. The recipient of this word must have no more room on them to pack any more fat. They appear globe like and are easily rolled down the street.

Wow!!! That guy is Blarbulous!!!!

Dude. Your girlfriend is totally becoming Blarbulous!!

Blarbulous by MattKV June 30, 2008