blake theory

Blake Theory is the theory wherein the female gender acts as a herd and follow in specific directions in their respective professional occupations. For example, in the public accounting world, the following are bound to happen -
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.

Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.

Person X: Man, that senior is nuts. She pushes people around all day and takes her work way too seriously, but then whines about it.
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do

by Elliott Spitzer March 17, 2008

Blake Theorem

We call it this since the last person in human in existence to have to ability to access 100% of the sexual side of human brain was last recorded to go by a man named Blake. He was not you average guy on the street he had human ability that come as far in knowledge to when humans just spilt an atom. He is extremely muscular, he has the ability to move his hands faster than any human ever recored, and legend states that he fingered a girl once, and she is now dead. When he walks into a room of woman girls panties quiver, and the bar tender shivers from the size of his huge drum sticks that he hammers on girls day and night.

This is just a few example of how powerful Blake theorem is.

This is the type of man...

- is very hot man with an over extensively large penis legend states that he has the ability to seduce any woman that makes penis to eye contact with.

- Is outrageously hot and is the type of guy that can steal your girlfriend by pounding his large wet drum sticks on your drum set all night

-When he walks into a Walmart he makes all the panties fly off the hangers.

- When he stares at a girl she will immediately ejaculate in her pants, and nipples will become so hard that they are able to cut through paper.

- When he performs every girl in the crowd creams there pants so hard that stocks in the pantie department sky rocket. And Walmart, target, and Nordstrom have to buy a completely new batch of panties because of this man.

by Curcumcision February 12, 2015