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Someone or something that is weird or out of the ordinary. It can also be used to describe a way or emotion you feel, or a situation that is going on. Mostly used with a negative connotation but can be used as a positive thing with the right situation.
Anthony- Let's all get drunk and naked! Let's party

Brad- Damn that fool is hella blafgu.

Paul- Have you heard the new lady Gaga cd?
Hiro- its almost as blafgu as you.
Blafgu by KingBlaf January 17, 2011
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The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.
The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos
The Blanguage by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017
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blafuagua 

1. You are waiting for food but its not coming, "blafuagua"
2. You get you food but you spill it on yourself, "BLAFUAGUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
blafuagua by justasquid November 11, 2019
(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.
1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').
Blargun by Small fish October 1, 2012
a word used, generally while excited, to express nothing of importance yet conveys to the listener that you are cool enough to combine blase awith arg, and are therefore a French pirate

alternately, it can be an expression of boredome

it may also be used to confuse, since it has no meaning
"What's up?"

-"Blargus..."

"What?"

-"Blargus!"
blargus by xXFeral_KittyXx May 5, 2011

Blaguing 

when you create an impossible situation that is beyond the reach of hypothetical just to win an argument.
Blag- "Well what if the WTC bombers were white Catholics would you feel sorry for their cause then?"
Pat- "That doesnt make any fucking sense and goes against all the facts of the situation, stop Blaguing and argue with fact"
Blaguing by awsom82 April 13, 2017

blargulrarg

An expletive used by mountain creatures and trolls.

A ferocious noise made by enraged rottweilers before they devour your brain.

The sound of a cavedragon having an orgasm.
Hey look theres a troll over there! lets kill it with our turret!
troll: blargulrarg!!!
blargulrarg by blargulrarg December 26, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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