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black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.
Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?
by rickbillralphpetersteve April 7, 2009
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BLACK EAR

WHEN A BLACK ASS NIGGA CANT HEAR YOU SAY SOMTHING CRYSTAL CLEAR 3 TIMES INA ROW AND IGNORES EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE YOU SAY TILL YOU HIT THEM. CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.
hey munmun where's the guild base ....muns where's the guild base ..... munsumi where's the guild base! COLE YOU FUCKING CUNT WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE. I SWEAR YOU HAVE BLACK EAR CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.
by I_give_facts June 12, 2024
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BLACK EAR

When a black ass nigga cant fucking hear you when you say something multiple times. THEY HAVE TO BE BLACK OR HAVE BLACK IN THEM TO SAY THIS.
HEY COLE WHERES THE FUCKING GUILD BASE? WICKEDGAMER23 WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE? COLE: HUH?

I SWEAR YOU HAVE FUCKING BLACK EAR YOU BLACK ASS.
by I_give_facts June 12, 2024
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This is your black Friday come early.

An event kind of like a blue moon, something that doesn't happen very often.

An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.
A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.

Dude, Sheila is all over me.

You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.
by Beechu November 26, 2010
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my ear went blank

A sudden, temporary loss of hearing in one ear, usually followed by high-pitched ringing, as if the world briefly muted itself or the audio channel cut out.
“I was mid-conversation when my ear went blank and all I could hear was ringing for like five seconds.”
by 1will2000will1 January 21, 2026
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Early black

in the evening
She usually arrives at home early black.
by William Warney July 26, 2009
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the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good
to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
by big shaq looks good but he gay January 10, 2018
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