When the situation reaches an epic proportion of ridiculousness equivalent to a k-drama, use Jialat bibimbap.
Word created after watching “The Penthouse war in life”. This drama has too many jialat bibimbap moments
A name often synonymous to beautiful. A person with the name Bibiana hates it if you put an h at the end of her name, which is part of what makes her so cute. Bibiana is a girl who can steal your heart in one day. Bibiana is a girl who will laugh at you if you do something stupid. Bibiana is a girl who will forgive you for your dumb mistakes. Bibiana is a girl who has beautiful black hair and is great dancer but will never admit it. Bibiana is a girl who is fun to be around. Bibiana is a girl who will make you smile just by having her name come up on your phone. Hanna is the kind of girl you try to hold on to. Bibiana is perfection.
Filipino rice cake, sometimes used as a euphemism for the vagina because of their similar characteristics (texture, toppings, slits). Common toppings include "kesong puti" (white cheese, referencing cum-filled pussy) and "itlog na pula" (red salted eggs, referencing the testicles).
tl;dr, bibingka = pussy
Example double-entendre statement for bibingka vendors:
"Masarap ba 'yang bibingka mo?"
Translation:
"Is your bibingka good/tasty/delicious?"
"Can your bibingka give me pleasure?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."