bitchy dick 

A dick suffering from intense erectile dysfunction. Some examples of people that are prone to this are, your father, your grandad, and that one asshole that snorts other peoples jizz behind the local library.

Person 1: Dude, this girl was giving me the best mouth game ever but my dick couldn't stay hard.
Person 2: Well that's what happens when you have a fucking bitchy dick.

bitchy dick by Nigazitzit April 6, 2017

Bitch Dick 

This is when three guys fuck one girl in the same hole, physically impossible yes, but the “bitch dick” would belong to the guy in the middle of the two other dicks. Similar to riding "bitch"(the middle of the back seat)in a car.

...to Ride Bitch Dick or to be Bitch Dick...

Dude it was so salty last night, me Sam and Samar banged this chick out and I had to ride bitch dick.

Bitch Dick by Woulfie November 11, 2008

Bitch dick 

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck

Shut the fuck up bitch dick.

Bitch dick by Tom January 24, 2003

bitch dick 

A guy with a very small cock. This person may have been a female (homo) at one point in time. Also known as a needle dick, popsicle stick, and or tooth pick.

Nick: Is that a guy or a girl?
Chris: I don't know but it has 2 belly buttons.
Nick: Ah...no dude thats not a belly button thats a bitch dick.

bitch dick by theycallmeballsdeep March 21, 2009

bitch dick 

a gay lady, or a crossdressing guy

person a: is that a guy or a girl?
person b: it's a bitch dick.
person a: oh.

bitch dick by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

Bitch Dick Monkey

Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.

no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.

Bitch Dick Monkey by YoungLittleGrasshopper May 26, 2011

Bitch-Dick

Someone who cuts you off on traffic making you slam on your breaks for no god damn reason

I was driving to work today and I had to deal with a bitch-dick.

Bitch-Dick by checah November 10, 2014