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bitchstalk 

to look up the account of a person you hate on any social networking site and pass your own expert judgement on their photographs and posts.
person 1: so what do you mostly do when you sit online?
person 2: nothing much, just bitchstalk around.
bitchstalk by whtsgoinon May 19, 2014
Words you can keep

bitchstock 

a bitchstock is what a guy calls a group of women who he can have sex with at anytime.
man you have 10 girls in your bitchstock nice effort.
bitchstock by dextermorgan309 October 16, 2011

bitchsmack 

much like a bitchslap, but a "bitchsmack" sounds way better when you say it. It also proves to sound more intense than the average bitchslap.
Say it to me again, I WILL bitchsmack you, HARD.
bitchsmack by Daniel Marty July 19, 2006

Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.
Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!
Bitchitake-Fu by Sir Farr August 28, 2010

bitchsack 

Someone who is particularly bitchy and is a ballsack; someone who is so annoying that they make it possible to create a mixture of a male and female description to describe them.
David: "Kyle tried to molest my sister."
Sam: "That bitchsack!"

bitchshank 

a cross country flight by a california gurl with the intent of causing bodily harm to a homewrecking ginger
WOW MIRANDA JUST BITCHSHANKED THE HELL OUT OF LUKAS
bitchshank by mastercreeper101 October 12, 2010

bitchsalad 

A combination of being a bitch, a pussy, and a tool. Usually brought about in situations where one points out that said person is being a pussy, thus they start acting like a bitch and/or tool as a result of this observation.
Bro, Jon and I were gonna go chill, then he went all bitchsalad and hung out with his girlfriend.
bitchsalad by manmythlegendtmace December 10, 2008
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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