bitch wand 

another name for sparklers in new york. apparently some people (adults) have a gay tone of voice when they hold a sparkler.... most people call them bitch wands in new york because new york is kinda weird... compared to other states if you really look at it... no offence to the people who live in new york... you guys rock :-)

don't believe me?

go to http://youtube.com/watch?v=qGfAu_HRz6g at part :53-1:10

man 1: woo spraklers!!
man 2: dude quit playing with that bitch wand!!

bitch wand by dudethatlovespeople August 2, 2008

bitchband 

A man that is married to a bitch. A pittiful husband cursed with a bitch for a wife.

She's a bitch and he's her bitchband.

bitchband by Kim Schneider July 14, 2006

bitchwad 

Noun,
An excessively bitchy person, generally a woman.

See also bitch, ho bag.

"You are such a bitchwad."
"Dude, that bitchwad tried to rule me."
"What a bitchwad."

bitchwad by Zenzirouj September 23, 2003

bitchwad 

Someone who is so utterly vulgur and mean (i.e.Lauren Shulz) That they could not be described with bitch or wad, but only bitchwad because neither one would be able to describe how bitchy this person is.

That hairy bitchwad smells like a 30 gallon tank of body odor with poop sharks swimming around in it.

bitchwad by Bothersome April 8, 2004

bitchhandles 

The fat around the midriff of an obnoxious or intolerable girl. Essentially, lovehandles on a girl no one could possibly love.

"Damn, she's not only an ice queen, she's got double-fistable bitchhandles."

bitchhandles by benjjj May 9, 2005

bitchward 

A(n) person who is a bitch but named Edward

.
1.) bitch
He was being a bitchward during work.

bitchward by Crawford Lavell March 9, 2022

bitchcandie 

- n. - Someone's "bitch", prostetute" or "ho"

Don't mess with her, she's mah bitchcandie

bitchcandie by Bensta November 25, 2005