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Commoly used in games with healers, bitch heal is when you heal the absolute shit out of someone thats about to take a LOT of damage. Almost ignoring the other party members or prioritizing them much lower.

This DoT is not removeable so imma need some bitch heals. Fuck the group, i need to live!

bitch heal by ShaeBae <3 September 21, 2015

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heal bitch

Coined by MoonMoon_OW. When a support player pockets the crap out of you for free carries. Typically used in OW to described boosted Mercy mains.

I require two heal bitches and you will only heal me.

heal bitch by IUnCreative December 19, 2017

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healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

healing crystal bitch by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021

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Bitchhead

Bitchhead is the kind way of insulting someone you don't like, in the most special of ways.

Chad: Dude your shoes are complete trash!

Josh: Shut up bitchhead!

Bitchhead by joedirt69 May 23, 2016

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bitchhead

Person that is being a bitch and has a head.

bitchhead by Anonymous October 9, 2003

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Bitchmeal

The true whale hunter he's know to be very annoying and hunt with his mighty harpoon for the largest whale at the party

Oh no there's ish the Bitchmeal don't let him harpoon that girl she's bigger than the one at the last party

Bitchmeal by Kodye May 27, 2016

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Bitchreal

It's when you keep it real, bitch

Leffen talks a lot of shit but he's just keeping it bitchreal

Bitchreal by Jcbleu September 14, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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