bitbandit

A person who hacks into PCs or otherwise steals bitcoin from another wallet by sending them to their own wallet. They then own the bitcoin.

Joe: Hey, how come that dude was driving around in fast cars, living in nice houses and wearing all that fancy stuff?

Jim: Ah, he told me he his former "friend" had been buying thousands of bitcoins for just a few dollars. He wanted in on the money, and decided to steal about 5,000 of them from his bitcoin wallet while he was out getting some liquor... and now he too can live like a king! You call that dude a bitbandit. How many of those are out there livin it up? There must be dozens.

Joe: Bitbandit...gee, that's something new.

Jim: Only retards get robbed by bitbandits! Just secure your wallet with a passphrase and you should be OK, but watch out for keyloggers! Ya oughtta use Linux or something like that, cuz these bitbandits are on the prowl and if you ain't secure, you're easy prey.

bitbandit by Rubrat February 9, 2014

bumbandit 

ring stinger, driller for vegemite, turd tapper

if your dad was a bumbandit, you'd never have been born, you useless turd tapper!

bumbandit by sisko the brave May 12, 2003

buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

bumbandit 

Lovells trainee from somewhere like Haywards Heath with a penchant for lifting shirts and blowing little boys.

See that Lovells trainee outside that Roman Catholic boys school - what a bumbandit!

bumbandit by Alfonso-Adolfo-San (bowing) October 22, 2004

Bitaditp 

Balls in the ass, dick in the pussy

A black man sticking his balls in said females ass, (usually a female of the mudshark persuasion) and then proceeding to stick his penis in her pussy at the same time, while saying what he is doing; "Balls in the ass, dick in the pussy" or Bitaditp. There are usually a few blacks guys standing around masturbating and exclaiming "AWW NIGGA!" or "Freak dat bitch 'Tone"

Bitaditp by tree of woe January 20, 2009

Blitzbanditophilia 

A mental disorder where a person become obsessed with fucking a girl who is into archery

Why does Grayson keep smashing that archery girl?

He has Blitzbanditophilia

Blitzbanditophilia by Coleskillz December 11, 2024