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bit doping 

-verb phrase -- When a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a FitBit® or ActiveLink® or Nike® Fuel Band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.
Ellen: "Whenever we went hiking, my FitBit showed less steps than Steve, even though we were hiking together! So now I just get Steve to wear both our FitBits when we go on a hike."
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"
bit doping by Jog-A-Potamus October 13, 2013
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doing my bit for the child effort 

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

Doing A Bit

The act of dressing up in unusual attire or reciting unpopular memes or phrases as an attempt to gain attention or be comedic in a social group setting.
*Comes out in sexy Santa lingerie on Chirstmas*

"What are you doing bro?"

"Don't worry I'm doing a bit. It's pretty sicko mode if you ask me."
Doing A Bit by whatsausernames December 15, 2020

Doing It For the Bit 

An unhealthy ideology. Following a joke beyond all definitions of humor, sanity, and practicality.
Walking in on ones of the boys having sex with another man:
"Don't worry dude, I'm doing it for the bit!"