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bit doping 

-verb phrase -- When a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a FitBit® or ActiveLink® or Nike® Fuel Band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.
Ellen: "Whenever we went hiking, my FitBit showed less steps than Steve, even though we were hiking together! So now I just get Steve to wear both our FitBits when we go on a hike."
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"
bit doping by Jog-A-Potamus October 13, 2013
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doing my bit for the child effort 

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

Doing A Bit

The act of dressing up in unusual attire or reciting unpopular memes or phrases as an attempt to gain attention or be comedic in a social group setting.
*Comes out in sexy Santa lingerie on Chirstmas*

"What are you doing bro?"

"Don't worry I'm doing a bit. It's pretty sicko mode if you ask me."
Doing A Bit by whatsausernames December 15, 2020

Doing It For the Bit 

An unhealthy ideology. Following a joke beyond all definitions of humor, sanity, and practicality.
Walking in on ones of the boys having sex with another man:
"Don't worry dude, I'm doing it for the bit!"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026