bit doping 

-verb phrase -- When a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a FitBit® or ActiveLink® or Nike® Fuel Band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.

Ellen: "Whenever we went hiking, my FitBit showed less steps than Steve, even though we were hiking together! So now I just get Steve to wear both our FitBits when we go on a hike."
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"

bit doping by Jog-A-Potamus October 13, 2013

doing my bit for the child effort 

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

doing my bit for the child effort by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Doing A Bit

The act of dressing up in unusual attire or reciting unpopular memes or phrases as an attempt to gain attention or be comedic in a social group setting.

*Comes out in sexy Santa lingerie on Chirstmas*

"What are you doing bro?"

"Don't worry I'm doing a bit. It's pretty sicko mode if you ask me."

Doing A Bit by whatsausernames December 15, 2020

Doing It For the Bit 

An unhealthy ideology. Following a joke beyond all definitions of humor, sanity, and practicality.

Walking in on ones of the boys having sex with another man:
"Don't worry dude, I'm doing it for the bit!"

Doing It For the Bit by Coco PEartree October 30, 2023