biolo 

a brand of biodegradable film, bags, straws, and packaging made from PHA.

I bought a biolo straw and loved that it never got soggy or transferred flavor.

biolo by CPGWFP February 2, 2021

BillOntario 

An overweight homosexual Canadian who spends his entire life posting on ESPN message boards, with the sole purpose of interrupting conversations between other users by posting messages of extreme length and massive character count.

BillOntario: FACT.

Other User: Time to leave. Bill is here to spam.

BillOntario by Bucman October 19, 2011

Meme biology

meme biology is the intricate examination of the meme and takes a delicate eye, you can’t miss anything in a good meme.

Dane spends hours on instagram studying his meme biology

Meme biology by Lana__ June 7, 2018

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.

Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

The BioClock Speaking by Belch Queen October 20, 2018

Ap biology

The death wish that at some point you will inevitably regret making.

Synonym: social suicide

"Hey what classes are you taking next year?"

"Calculus, cooking, ap biology..."

"........it was nice knowing you."

Ap biology by Samtenochtitlan April 17, 2014

biclops 

A layman's term for an individual who has biclopism, a debilitating genetic mutation that causes him or her to have two eyes. Biclopism is one of the most common genetic mutations found in humans, along with mono-penisism and biboobism. The seriousness of this mutation is supported by the fact that almost 100% of all humans are born with two eyes.

This genetic mutation is also common in most earthborne vertebrates.

Cyclops: "Hey! It's what's his name, from the surface, the biclops."

biclops by Biclopism sufferer August 22, 2012

Fuck Biology 

1)The reason I want to kill myself.
2) The reason I'm going to kill myself.
3) The reason I drink in college.

Me : Hey man, Fuck Biology. I cant even understand my professor.
Professor: hEY maN, fUCk BIolOGy. i CAnT eVEn UndERStaNd mY PrOfESsoR.

Fuck Biology by Nathan Hash September 20, 2017