biolag

a delay in internet communication among two or more users, that is a direct consequence of at least one of them not paying close attention to the flow of information exchange.

Can be shortened to 'blag'. Alternatively, can be spelled as 'bio-lag' when typing economy is not a concern.

{14:35} <Chat_user_A> (...some joke...)
{14:47} <Chat_user_B> ROTFL XDDD
{14:47} <Chat_user_A> hey, we've got a huge lag!!!11
{14:48} <Chat_user_B> nah... just biolag, I was busy getting a beer :)

by Syrius December 15, 2008

Meme biology

meme biology is the intricate examination of the meme and takes a delicate eye, you can’t miss anything in a good meme.

Dane spends hours on instagram studying his meme biology

by Lana__ June 7, 2018

Ap biology

The death wish that at some point you will inevitably regret making.

Synonym: social suicide

"Hey what classes are you taking next year?"

"Calculus, cooking, ap biology..."

"........it was nice knowing you."

by Samtenochtitlan April 17, 2014

Fuck Biology

1)The reason I want to kill myself.
2) The reason I'm going to kill myself.
3) The reason I drink in college.

Me : Hey man, Fuck Biology. I cant even understand my professor.
Professor: hEY maN, fUCk BIolOGy. i CAnT eVEn UndERStaNd mY PrOfESsoR.

by Nathan Hash September 20, 2017

Biologophobe

A person who refuses all biological facts in defence of a fantastical ideology. A person who rejects reality.

"So you don't believe in biology? You biologophobe."

by Charlie Cheesecake September 26, 2019

stop she was in my biology class

When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".

Did you hear about Meghan?

"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"

by GaryWinthrop69 April 21, 2017

Biolated

To be violated in two places/ways at once.

When Astrid had sex with 2 guys at the same time they were rough and biolated the hell out of her.

by Emeyeels September 29, 2014