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Billy the grammer police 

A police that corrects your grammar. He also hates spelling errors.
"Billy the grammer police has striked again!" said Annie.
"Struck!" said Billy the grammer police.

Billy the cyberstalker

A guy who likes to cyberstalk people, especially Anne.
“Stop cyberstalking me, Billy the cyberstalker!” said The cyberstalking police.

Billy the extreme gamer

A gamer that games a lot-25 hours a day. He is unwilling to admit that he is an extreme gamer.
“I’m not an extreme gamer!” said Billy the extreme gamer.

Billy Hamilton 

When you snitch out Sinaloa cartel and expect Kayli to take the blame for it.
Person 1: Dont be a billy hamilton

Person 2: WTF i didnt even snitch.

Billy-order 

To order an excess of food from a restaurant.
I had the munchies last night so I called the diner up and billy-ordered.

We don't know how many people are going to show up, so just billy-order to be safe.
Billy-order by rinimir August 5, 2016

Billy Crystal Jew 

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
Billy Crystal Jew by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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