Billo-pad

Pad used by men who rage, such as Bill O’reilly. Used primarily during their menstrual cycle.

Bill: IF YOUR WORKING FOR THEM YOUR PART OF IT.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!

“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.

by Joe Mantis June 12, 2008