Billianne - a beautiful small blonde with a shy personality. She is evil, conniving and ruthless if you cheat (like ‘John Tucker Must Die’ if It was crossed with ‘The Human Centipede’. If, however, you don’t cheat, she is a lovely, weird and sickening person who likes vile jokes and things that aren’t PC.
PDA is a no, as are odd socks.
She is blessed with a pain threshold higher than a kite on crack and her oral abilities are higher.
when she orders porridge and fruit shoots from McDonald’s you must not be deceived. When she’s not with you she puts the black Nando's sauce on her chips.
She is a hedgehog.
You will want her - because that is what she wants.
PDA is a no, as are odd socks.
She is blessed with a pain threshold higher than a kite on crack and her oral abilities are higher.
when she orders porridge and fruit shoots from McDonald’s you must not be deceived. When she’s not with you she puts the black Nando's sauce on her chips.
She is a hedgehog.
You will want her - because that is what she wants.
by Janitorgraham November 23, 2021