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skidmarks left by a stripper on the front of one's shirt after she/he vigorously massages one's chest with her/his bare ass.
"Dude, what's that stench in the limo? Aw man, you got bib'd by that unsanitary ho at da club!"
bib'd by The LNMC Balto Cooperative January 11, 2008
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Bib Dylan 

A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
Did you see that baby with the Ramones onesie? What a Bib Dylan.
Bib Dylan by mcmorgan13 February 3, 2010

Dick Bib 

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!
Dick Bib by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006

Dick Bib 

A sanitary device used around the penis to soak up any vaginal
leakage that may occur during vigorous, girl on top sex. And for quick, easy clean up of the male organ.
1: hey honey, dont forget to put the dick bib on me tonight !
2: Shut up you f'n dick bib!
Dick Bib by BiG nELLs January 24, 2005

tye dye lobster bib 

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)
Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

douche bib 

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.
" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'
douche bib by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010

Dick-bib 

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.
"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"
Dick-bib by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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