bib'd

skidmarks left by a stripper on the front of one's shirt after she/he vigorously massages one's chest with her/his bare ass.

"Dude, what's that stench in the limo? Aw man, you got bib'd by that unsanitary ho at da club!"

by The LNMC Balto Cooperative January 11, 2008

Bib Dylan

A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.

Did you see that baby with the Ramones onesie? What a Bib Dylan.

by mcmorgan13 February 3, 2010

Dick Bib

A beard on a gay man.

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!

by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006

Dick Bib

A sanitary device used around the penis to soak up any vaginal
leakage that may occur during vigorous, girl on top sex. And for quick, easy clean up of the male organ.

1: hey honey, dont forget to put the dick bib on me tonight !
2: Shut up you f'n dick bib!

by BiG nELLs January 24, 2005

tye dye lobster bib

a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)

Do you know Rick? him and his girlfriend were on shrooms and i guess they tye dye lobster bibbed.

by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 3, 2010

douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.

" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'

by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010

Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"

by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021