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When a team loses a game, or plays terrible. When something bad happens to someone or something. Similar to Getting mushed or being a mush. When your friend picks a team they will always lose.
The steelers got bervied by the jaguars.
Saints got bervied because biv took them
Biv brought giant season tickets and they had their worst year ever and Eli got benched. Giants got Bervied along with Eli and macadoo
bervied by The bivs January 14, 2018
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To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023
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Berried Delight 

A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.
Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?

Guy 2: "No, I hate you."
Berried Delight by ChaosClaw January 11, 2023
adjective: very drunk, see trolleyed, munted, etc
"Let's go oot an' get bevvied man!"
bevvied by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006
Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.
The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated
Bernied by Richard Ponce December 30, 2004

Berved out 

A saying you say when you are drunk and about to pass out like Noah Bervan is every time he drinking because he is a light weight.
“Yo I am berved out right now”
Berved out by Kcaj April 22, 2020
To be cheated or short changed out of money. To be ripped off. to be taken by another. Derived from the bernie Maddoff scandel whre he ripped off investors for 60 billion dollars
When getting change back at the cash register, the cashier short changes you. "excuse me sir or madam you just "bernied" me."
Bernied by egraffam March 12, 2009
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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