bernara

A girl named Bernara is one of the most kindest person you will ever meet. She is yet an extrovert but still socially awkward. She is short and VERY dirty minded but she is someone in your life worth keeping. She is loyal down to the bone and will fight for you. She is sensitive don’t get me wrong but she is great at hiding her emotions, but if your close to her it’s easy to tell when she’s down. Also she’s always hungry....

Who’s your best friend
Me: Bernara

by Random dudette January 16, 2019

ryan bergara

Ryan Bergara is the creator, executive producer and co-host of the hit show, Buzzfeed Unsolved.
This show is hosted by the dynamic duo Ryan Bergara and his best friend, Shane Madej.
Ryan considers himself to be a believer and the Unsolved fandom is more commonly known as ' ghouligans' or the 'unsolvedfam' which is divided into two groups: believers (boogaras) or skeptics (shaniacs).
Fans of Ryan Bergara describe him as funny, relatable, and cute.
He is very fond of sports, popcorn, movies and theme parks.

Me: Do you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Its my all time favorite show!
Friend: Yes oh my god, I definitely relate to Ryan Bergara.
Me: Me too! I consider myself to be a believer.

by don't try, demon May 1, 2019

bernardino

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.

Bernardino is a great family man!

by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016

Bernardi Party

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

by Tobster September 21, 2012

Bernard Madoff

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2013

Bernard128

The BEST Hybrid fucking 99 str ownage coperal beast owning noobs in runescape since `o1.

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by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009

King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

by Entorwellian September 16, 2009