bent rod

slang for the Atlanta Braves, FSU Seminoles, or any of their fans due to the motion their arm makes when they perform the tomahawk chop.

Braves: The Bent Rods shutout the Phillies today, 9-0 on the strength of Smoltz' pitching.

Seminoles: FSU Bent Rod Jack Rye clashed with the right field fence in nearly making an incredible play on a home run ball.

fans: The bent rods are at it again with the warchant playing and the arms flying.

bent rod by Victor Cromwell April 23, 2008

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bent rod

n. Because nobody has an exactly straight erect penis, a bent rod is defined as any man's erection. Syn: boner

I woke up this morning with a bent rod.

bent rod by Kiijo July 28, 2007

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Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont

To be the recipient of anal sex.
Or
To be smacked around throughly (metaphor).

Kevin Bell was loitering outside Hobby Lobby when a huge black guy and some mexican bent him over backwards and rode him to Beaumont.

Bent Over Backwards And Rode To Beaumont by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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