bent legs

an insult used to confuse the opponent, usually referring to when someone is short and fat and/or a chode.

jim: nice haircut
brian: stfu jim ur a slag
jim: bent legs

by wowcsgo December 29, 2015

bent leg

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.

When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"

by sailorsmagic March 23, 2016