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belly wipe

An old crusty sock, usually found under the bed that has been hardened due to semen being wiped from the stomach and bell end after masturbating!
My mum found my belly wipe under the bed!
by James R Brown February 5, 2008
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Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
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bellywipe

A crude term for a hankie, toilet paper or just about any garment or material that can be used or has been used to mop up sexual mess.
Best used in jest to cheekily suggest that you would wipe quite happily your cock on something.
(refering to a hat, tablecloth, curtain, etc) My, what a posh looking bellywipe!
(refering to a sock) You don't want to touch that bellywipe...
by Bitplane January 2, 2004
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bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.
Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe
by M4G August 25, 2013
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bellwipe

In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.
Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe
by M4G August 25, 2013
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