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Taco Bell wet wipe 

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

bellywipe 

A crude term for a hankie, toilet paper or just about any garment or material that can be used or has been used to mop up sexual mess.
Best used in jest to cheekily suggest that you would wipe quite happily your cock on something.
(refering to a hat, tablecloth, curtain, etc) My, what a posh looking bellywipe!
(refering to a sock) You don't want to touch that bellywipe...
bellywipe by Bitplane January 2, 2004
In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.
Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe
bellwipe by M4G August 25, 2013
In it's purest form it is usually a cloth or curtain used to clean cheesey deposits or stale sperm from the penis' bellend. But the word is more commonly used to describe an absolute twat.
Luis Suarez is a fucking bellwipe
bellwipe by M4G August 25, 2013
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026