Bed texter Share definition Flag Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed. Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you Person: LOL, you're a bed texter Bed texter by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Bed texter mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch