Beardiot 

1. A person with a prominent or noticeable beard who is acting like an idiot.

2. Someone who has grown a beard to look cool or interesting, but instead just looks like an idiot.

The shaggy looking hipster was trying to juggle some farm fresh organic heirloom tomatoes, but he accidentally dropped them and made a terrible mess. What a beardiot.

That scraggly looking handlebar tied into braids makes you look like a real beardiot.

Beardiot by aceadean June 25, 2016

Beardiot 

1. A person with a prominent or noticeable beard who is acting like an idiot.

2. Someone who has grown a beard to look cool or interesting, but instead just looks like an idiot.

That shaggy looking hipster was trying to juggle some farm fresh organic heirloom tomatoes, but he accidentally dropped them and made a terrible mess. What a beardiot!

That scraggly looking handlebar tied into braids makes you look like a real beardiot.

Beardiot by aceadean May 30, 2016

Beardist

Any person who is against the having or growing of beards due to discomfort for themselves.

Cristina refused to make out with him because he had a beard. She is now a well known beardist in the community due to her anti-beard actions.

Beardist by bigeyedfeesh March 17, 2011

Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Trentonious Beardious Maximus by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

bearditude

like testicular fortitude but with a beard.

"Man that guys got a mean beard"
Ya it gives him some bearditude.

bearditude by twandiggidy January 28, 2009

Beardist

Noun: Beardist; Plural noun: Beardists

1. A person or persons who think you look like someone else just because you both have beards.

Adjective.
2. showing or feeling discrimination or prejudice against people with beards, or believing that a particular beard is superior to another.

beard racist

Beardist: Hey TK, that guy looks exactly like you!
TK: Why? Because he has a beard too?! You are such a beardist.

Beardist: Man, that guys beard is way nicer than yours!

TK: Not all beards are created equal but I would appreciate if you liked them just the same! You are being a beardist to both of us.

Beardist by Justiceforbeards July 17, 2018

Bearditis 

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

Bearditis by whoadreambig October 12, 2011