beard Squad

A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"

We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!

Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!

beard Squad by thebah87 February 24, 2011

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The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas are Care Bears turned ninjas that periodically invade their victims facebook pictures.

Oh snap, the Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas has struck again!

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas by Calcium Dust March 5, 2008

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beardsquidj

The act of squeezing out your filthy hipster beard after cunnilingus

Smirnoff, what is taking so long?

Sorry boys, she was a bit of a squirtle, needed a tactical Beardsquidj

beardsquidj by SmirnoffBeard October 16, 2015

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BeardSquad

A group of males all of whom have tremendous bears, bantering and generally having a great time.
Made famous by JWBruh Instagram Live

Dude I wish I could grow a beard, maybe then I could hang out with those guys! Liam and Max's bears look great, Lewis is doing well - they are all in the BeardSquad.

BeardSquad by 1234whoareya August 1, 2019

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bardsquad

Another term for a chunky animal

That's a huge bardsquad

bardsquad by ChildEater185 July 27, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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