beard Squad

A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"

We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!

Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!

by thebah87 February 24, 2011

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas are Care Bears turned ninjas that periodically invade their victims facebook pictures.

Oh snap, the Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas has struck again!

by Calcium Dust March 5, 2008

beardsquidj

The act of squeezing out your filthy hipster beard after cunnilingus

Smirnoff, what is taking so long?

Sorry boys, she was a bit of a squirtle, needed a tactical Beardsquidj

by SmirnoffBeard October 16, 2015

BeardSquad

A group of males all of whom have tremendous bears, bantering and generally having a great time.
Made famous by JWBruh Instagram Live

Dude I wish I could grow a beard, maybe then I could hang out with those guys! Liam and Max's bears look great, Lewis is doing well - they are all in the BeardSquad.

by 1234whoareya August 1, 2019

bardsquad

Another term for a chunky animal

That's a huge bardsquad

by ChildEater185 July 27, 2021