similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.
Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"
Blaze: .........
Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.
Blaze: .........
Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.
by dominickers October 08, 2011
I was about to get some fine ass pussy yesterday, and my boyfriend ended up bean blocking me. How lame?
by Clit-tits-and-bong-hits November 08, 2020