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beached driftwood
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When a man gets an
erection
while
defecating
and his head touches the inside of the
toilet bowl
on the dry part.
I just had a
huge dump
, but I got some beached driftwood during it so
im gonna
go
take a shower
.
by
Sum dude 42069
July 27, 2021
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beached driftwood
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