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battleswarm 

battleswarm is a game,i heard that the japanesse version is named battle star,it don't have armors and junk like the original we play battle swarm,now lets move on...you play as a bug or human,you're first level in bug is larva and human recruit,there is battle modes like defence,destroy the hives,capture the flag and st00f well you hackers out there,the game is still in beta,and as i know,hacks are only made for full version games...well that donesn't mean that its coming out for sure...thanks god we wont get spawn killed or head shotted or owned by an insta firing sniper...there is active,and in active you get money and EXP but in practice,you only get boxes,well boxes don't always betray you,you will still get a 15 days light sniper rifle :) if you want to add me as friend my name's enortos2,hope i see you "failing" :) and because its beta it means that it got a little ammount of ppl,i suggest you play along wiht Dark_Odin or Rolandxor (or whateva was his name) or an experienced friend,to crou-- wait a min,im not giving trainings here! GO PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME ALREADY!!!!!!11
genious1: holy crap the japaness version of battleswarm suck balls
genious2:told you brah,we still wanna hear the long cats story?

for those that wanted to hear the long cats story here it is:in 2012 long cats cleanse the world wiht fire and lazor beamz,the end
some random dude:cool story brah,now go make me some goddamn sandwishes
battleswarm by enortos September 10, 2010
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Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute
Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.
Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?

Battlestar Galactica

The title of a show that was produced in 1978, and again in 2004 as a remake of the original series. The plot follows the crew of the Battlestar Galactica and a fleet of ships as they search for Earth, while all the while being chased by the Cylons, a group of sentient robots that want to destroy humanity.
(from the 2004 Battlestar Galactica series)
Number Six (Cylon model): God has a plan. He has a plan for everything, and everyone.

battlestar pegasus 

Battlestar Pegasus is a Mercury-Class Battlestar from the tv series Battlestar Galactica.Initially,she was presumed destroyed with the rest of the Colonial Fleet but she turned out to be quite well.

The Fleet was rejoiced when they found The Pegasus but hard disciplinary measurements implemented by Admiral Cain(Pegasus' Commanding Officer) soon led to a stand off between the Galactica and the Pegasus.This conflict was prevented by Starbuck's timely arrival.If it wasn't for a nearby Cylon Fleet,they would have fought each other.

Being a Mercury-Class Battlestar she is more advanced than Galactica.She is twice the size and needs only half the crew because of high automation technologies as indicated by Admiral Cain.She also has more fire power and armour.

After Cain's assassination, Commander Fisk took command of Pegasus only to meet the same doom.Command was given to Lee Adama for his successful commanding after the ship was led to a Cylon trap which she was confronted by three Baseships by Commander Garner.
Apollo and Kat do a flyby of the Battlestar Pegasus and all over her dispatched vipers.

Apollo: Galactica, Apollo, you are not going to believe what I'm looking at out her It's like a dream. Laughs

Adama: (on Galactica) It is a dream.

battlesharkey 

A blonde, beer loving german/swabian who wants to be french.
and supports werder bremen...
Battlesharkey likes beer and french things?

Battlestar Galactica

Remarkable drama/sci-fi TV series that virtually renders any other form of TV entertainment completely obsolete.
"I've heard 'Television' is going to be renamed to 'Battlestar Galactica', since scientists have concluded that logically, it is the only program worth seeing. As of 00:00 tonight, all other programs are going to be abolished and daily programming will consist solely on Battlestar Galactica runs and re-runs for the next hundred years.
-Shit man."
Battlestar Galactica by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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