batting 100 

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

batting 100 by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

batting 1000 

1. 100 % success against tremendous odds.
2. a perfect score

1. On this mission the Astronaut realized with the completion of the task he was "batting 1000".
2. I aced the test, won the competition, and became champion.

batting 1000 by keli kear November 8, 2003

batting 1000 

When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.

Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.

batting 1000 by Spaz November 8, 2003

batting 1000 

Having a wordwicked/word [streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges

I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand

batting 1000 by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003

batting 1000 

From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.

batting 1000 by Anonymous November 8, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020