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bathtub bong 

The item of marijuana paraphernalia that is evolved when one is so chronic that one brings ones gravity bong into the bath with oneself.

Usually in the form of a 2-liter soda bottle with the bottom cut off, the bathtub bong is always the piece in a marijuana smoker's collection that he has had the most fond memories with.

Because you can't call yourself a pothead if you haven't passed out in a bath full of warm bong water.
Stoner: "Yo, Brosephus Rex, where's my bathtub bong?"
Roommate of Said Stoner: "I was using it in the sink like a normal person, you fuckin' pothead."
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Bathtubbing 

When you go down on a girl and she still full from the guy before
I just went down on this chick but she was bathtubbing

Fill her up like a bathtub
Bathtubbing by Onacid1990 June 16, 2018

bathtubbing 

The act of drinking someone else's used bath tub water. Especially after a gross encounter.
"Dude I just went bathtubbing in my neighbor's house! It tasted great!"
bathtubbing by BlackZoidberg July 4, 2017

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026