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bardock obama 

An ass-eating savage that runs a Facebook page by the same name. He is a Latino from the Spanish Harlem in Bronx, NY whose started his humble Facebook page of 100< followers and since then has grown steadily but surely to over 500,000. He typically posts memes found on ifunny and other places on the internet, and is known for his dank memes, love of bacon and booty, and satirical statuses about life and humanity. He was also responsible for rapper Lupe Fiasco recently taking the L over a Twitter beef between Bardock and his followers, known as the Booty Squad/Bardashians.

Posting this for now until someone that is less lazy and who has more time to be writing Urbandictionary definitions for internet socialites decides to write a more in-depth one.
Lupe Fiasco was rekt by Bardock Obama and his followers last night on Twitter after Bardock bodied Fiasco in a game of Street Fighter V.
bardock obama by GreatswordGuts August 3, 2016
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Barock Obama

The notorious ship between the 44th president of the United States, Barackoli Obama, and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson. Fans went wild over the sexual tension of these two, and the trend of believing they were a couple rose, and has not simmered down since.
*every 14 year old girls‘ sleepover*

Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”
Barock Obama by Ratzlap December 15, 2019

Barock Obama

a no good hack that only ran for president because he new he would win due to the fact that he is black and democrat. if you voted for him you have been a major tool. have a fun 4 years.
Mike: hey ted, you hear about Barock Obama's new health care reform.

Ted: no, what about it.

Mike: well if we re-elect obama, we should see results by the end of his second term.

Ted: yayyyy.
Barock Obama by the end of the end November 29, 2010
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026