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bardock obama 

An ass-eating savage that runs a Facebook page by the same name. He is a Latino from the Spanish Harlem in Bronx, NY whose started his humble Facebook page of 100< followers and since then has grown steadily but surely to over 500,000. He typically posts memes found on ifunny and other places on the internet, and is known for his dank memes, love of bacon and booty, and satirical statuses about life and humanity. He was also responsible for rapper Lupe Fiasco recently taking the L over a Twitter beef between Bardock and his followers, known as the Booty Squad/Bardashians.

Posting this for now until someone that is less lazy and who has more time to be writing Urbandictionary definitions for internet socialites decides to write a more in-depth one.
Lupe Fiasco was rekt by Bardock Obama and his followers last night on Twitter after Bardock bodied Fiasco in a game of Street Fighter V.
bardock obama by GreatswordGuts August 3, 2016
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Barock Obama

The notorious ship between the 44th president of the United States, Barackoli Obama, and Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson. Fans went wild over the sexual tension of these two, and the trend of believing they were a couple rose, and has not simmered down since.
*every 14 year old girls‘ sleepover*

Linda: “okay Suzie, who’s your otp?”
Meredith: “Don‘t. Fucking. Say. It.”
Suzie: “Why, Barock Obama, of course.”
Linda: “Now that’s hot.”
Barock Obama by Ratzlap December 15, 2019

Barock Obama

a no good hack that only ran for president because he new he would win due to the fact that he is black and democrat. if you voted for him you have been a major tool. have a fun 4 years.
Mike: hey ted, you hear about Barock Obama's new health care reform.

Ted: no, what about it.

Mike: well if we re-elect obama, we should see results by the end of his second term.

Ted: yayyyy.
Barock Obama by the end of the end November 29, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026