banker dick

The kind of dick you find out in the club on a Wednesday, frequents equinox, gets bottle service, refers to all his male friends as bruh....

Ang was late again for work, she busy with that banker dick all night....

by Dirt Dee November 14, 2019

Dick banger

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis

My sister is a dick banger.

by Grox9999 July 7, 2016

Dick banger

: One who has a uncontrollable urge to masterbate to 80's glam bands, With the popular choices being Winger, White Snake, and Skid Row!

:Also used as a insult to one masterbating frequently.

Blackie: Hey Dick Banger Hows it hangin!
Goo: Pretty good Slap Nuts You going to see White snake tonight/
Blackie: Wow dude......Not cool.

by I Black Op I August 28, 2009

dick bunker

A dick bunker is where a person is so bad at sex its like their dick has been hidden away all their life. The bunker is where the dick has been hiding all their life .

"Yo man i heard from my friend that Ralph has a dick bunker."
"Fr? He acts so hard."
"She said he was like a dead fish."

by festrsylvester December 24, 2016

Dick Banger

noun

an extremely fat xl blunt, filled entirely with hydroponic cannabis.

1: hey, is that a xl tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2: yeah, with a dick banger inside.

by droski19 August 3, 2010

baker's dick

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.

The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.

by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017

dick bender-backer

going back on one's word abruptly or without notice.

Tom is a dick bender-backer for making a move on my cousin after he said he wouldn't.

by Joe Retro October 16, 2008