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Dick banger 

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis
Dick banger by Grox9999 July 7, 2016

Dick banger 

: One who has a uncontrollable urge to masterbate to 80's glam bands, With the popular choices being Winger, White Snake, and Skid Row!

:Also used as a insult to one masterbating frequently.
Blackie: Hey Dick Banger Hows it hangin!
Goo: Pretty good Slap Nuts You going to see White snake tonight/
Blackie: Wow dude......Not cool.
Dick banger by I Black Op I August 28, 2009

dick bunker 

A dick bunker is where a person is so bad at sex its like their dick has been hidden away all their life. The bunker is where the dick has been hiding all their life .
"Yo man i heard from my friend that Ralph has a dick bunker."
"Fr? He acts so hard."
"She said he was like a dead fish."
dick bunker by festrsylvester December 24, 2016

Dick Banger 

noun

an extremely fat xl blunt, filled entirely with hydroponic cannabis.
1: hey, is that a xl tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
2: yeah, with a dick banger inside.
Dick Banger by droski19 August 3, 2010

baker's dick 

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.
The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.

dick bender-backer 

going back on one's word abruptly or without notice.
Tom is a dick bender-backer for making a move on my cousin after he said he wouldn't.
dick bender-backer by Joe Retro October 16, 2008