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bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
bang ratio by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013
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Banglationship

1. A short term relationship in which both partners simply bang. Usually short in duration and often formed at clubs.

2. A sex only relationship in which both partners aren't friends.
Richard: So, are you and Masha going to be one of those "Friends with benefits"?

James: No, I think we're better off simply keeping it as a Banglationship.
Banglationship by Squeeby July 21, 2011
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Bangcation 

When you go on vacation specifically to have a one night stand with a certain person.
Dude I went to visit charlotte in Cali. What a great bangcation.
Bangcation by DubLD November 27, 2010

Bangcation 

When someone takes a trip with the main goal of having sex with someone.
Becky flew from LA to New Mexico for a week long bangcation.

Bangerational 

When you are getting playful with someone and they orgasm at that exact moment.
Baby, last night was really bangerational, but I didn't have much fun
Bangerational by I used my brain December 26, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026