A hapless man usually from Hammond, Indiana,with extremely gargantuan hairy balls and a 2" erect shlong.
OMG!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!

OMG!!! EeeeeW!!! Furry basketballs!!! um...John, I hear my mom calling, got to run........byeeeeeeeeeee.
by Linda April 25, 2005
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