ballknob 

ballknob v.:

1) to drape the male gonads gracefully atop a doorknob
2) to drape someone else's male gonads gracefully atop a doorknob

ballknobber n.:

1) one who ballknobs; syn:: cool, hip, with it.
2) a ballknob enthusiast.

verb:

1) Johnny saw the shiny handle glinting in the sun and instantly had the urge to ballknob it.
2) Jay gratefully picked up the tab at the bar. Let's ballknob him as a thank you.

noun:

1) Ed is so well-dressed! He must be one hell of a ballknobber.
2) Ivy was such a huge ballknobber that she forewent work for a day simply to discuss ballknobbing with her friends.

ballknob by ivy_light June 30, 2011

baldknobbin 

Hittin' the poon with an unsheathed spoon; poppin' the cork with a three-pronged fork.

Sorry to say, but I've done enough baldknobbin in this town to know that Tommy isn't yours, Dane.

baldknobbin by C. H. McLoad October 19, 2007

Baldknobber 

A Christain, Caucasian, and Heterosexual group of vigilante.

You keep on and the Baldknobbers are gonna get ya.

Baldknobber by t-bag darrel December 14, 2008