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ballarea 

Ballarea: the smell of rotting gentials found wafting through the air at most health clubs and gyms by unclean & unkempt people usually over the age of 55 years and of the male gender.
Pronounced as ball-air-eah
"Man, is it me or did Dave's ballarea blast you in the nose today or what?!"
"Don't even try to use the men's locker room -the ballarea in there is off the charts today!"
"Crazy. I've never smelt ballarea on a woman before....then I met Emily!"
Unwashed balls Old man stink Men who don't wash their sacks for dayseven on some old women I detect ballarea
ballarea by ShakinBaby January 27, 2018
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ballbreaker 

n. 1. A dominating woman.
2. A song by AC/DC
3. Something which destroys a person.
1. That bitch is a ballbreaker!
2. Ballbreaker is a good track.
3. That final exam was a ballbreaker. I was buttraped on it!
ballbreaker by keyshaw September 29, 2004

Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream that you apply to your testicles. Available at Happy harry's, Walgreens, or any ordinary drugstore.
"hey, my balls are itchy as Bree Olsons asshole, do you have some ballcream i can borrow?"
"sure, but you might have to be careful, i have crabs."
Ballcream by KYR Sp33dy December 9, 2012

Ballarat 

Dude, I bet that icypole is as cold as Antarctica.

No way dude its more like as cold as ballarat.
Totally dude!
Ballarat by lindzlea August 16, 2011

Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream for your ballz.
Guy 1: DAMN! My balls are super itchy!
Guy 2: I got some Ballcream if you want some.
Ballcream by ThatGuyDes December 9, 2012

Ballcream 

Anti itch and fungal cream for a mans testicals
Man, my balls itch, shoulda gotten ballcream
Ballcream by Shawdow194 December 9, 2012

Ballarat Cravat

Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.

Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.
"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"

"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"
Ballarat Cravat by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012