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Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.
He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.
by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025
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