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ball lock 

A device that fastens around the scrotum above the testicles that cannot be removed by the wearer because the testicles cannot fit through. A common $3 padlock from the local hardware store is 100% effective for this purpose. In combination with a bikelock cord looped through some immovable object, this becomes a restraint that no man could ever escape from, even if his life depended on it.
While he was sleeping, she put a ball lock on him. Now she owns him.
ball lock by Torturess January 6, 2007
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Trans Ball Lock 

When a trans girl's mustache hair tangles up with your ball hair while shes performing oral
I forgot to shave before Destiny went down on me last night and we wound up stuck in a Trans Ball Lock

Trans Ball Lock 

When a trans girl's mustache tangles with a man's ball hair while performing oral
I forgot to shave last night before Destiny went down on me and we got stuck in a trans ball lock

Double Smokey Ball Locker

While in a locker room, a woman inhales a cigarette while holding in the smoke two guys insert both sets of their balls into her mouth. Then the woman exhales the smoke out of her mouth and nose covering the balls and penises.
After the big game, the head cheerleader gave the quarterback and the running back a double smokey ball locker.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026