bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.

"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)

bag monster by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

Tea Bag Monster 

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.

Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!

Tea Bag Monster by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004

bogmonster 

A member of the one of the British Ministry of Defence's covert special ops units, apparently originally named after their service in the 'Bogside' area of Derry, Northern Ireland during the troubles there. Known to have seen service in the middle east, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Reputed to have used baseball bats and swords & hammers during close quarter attacks to remove hard core IRA units rather than using firearms and having a reputation even amongst IRA units as ultra-violent with no apparent chain of command.

"There's monsters(bogmonsters) loose on the Bog(side) tonight"

bogmonster by Droopy_Bollocks May 14, 2014