badster face 

a person or thing that isnt really samrt nor coraperating with you basiclly someething or someone that is making you look REALLY dumb!!!

if a girl walks by you toward a guy that you like and you flirted but she does something better, and she calls you a badster face. she made you look really dumb or if something your working on isnt working with you it can make you look really fucking dumb!

badster face by krissay June 27, 2007

Face Baster 

A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.

Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.

Face Baster by Kevin M. Breunig February 4, 2009