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bad for you 

A popular phrase these days. Used on anything that scientists believe has health hazards. Also used to describe things that are popular and is used by people who wish to criticize it. Eventually, everything will become "bad for you" and we will all die of starvation. Also see cancer
Paranoid Bitch: OMG I heard red bull was bad for you! Don't drink it.

Paranoid Bitch: OMG fast food is bad for you, don't eat it!

Paranoid Bitch: That cheese cake looks amazing, but it has trans fats, which are bad for you!

Other guy: Oh guess I have to eat nothing but veggies and fruits now. Let me just eat this steak.

Paranoid Bitch: Steak is red meat, it's bad for...

Other guy: *shoots bitch*
bad for you by Other guy ;) August 27, 2006
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smoking is bad for you 

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.
A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

That sucks I feel so bad for you

Something you say to someone when you don't really feel bad for them.
Kenneth "I forget my assignment at home."
Dlapa " That sucks I feel so bad for you."

drugs are bad for you

Random Atomic player: blah blah literally anything blah
imanoob2000: drugs are bad for you

Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health 

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.

What's red, and bad for your teeth? 

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

<.7.9.7.6.>A Hundred Bad Backs For Your Throat's Soul<.7.9.7.6> 

<.7.9.7.6.>A Hundred Bad Backs For Your Throat's Soul<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>A Hundred Bad Backs For Your Throat's Soul<.7.9.7.6>
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