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Bacon Handy 

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.
"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"
Bacon Handy by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011
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The Baron's Hand 

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.
That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.

Another hand touches the beacon 

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches
Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon