wearing canadian eagle and ankle braces, being a fatass, and having the queerest hair ever.
''ripped shorts, b.o., bad breath, fuckd up hair...youve got b brown status man.''

''pssst, your status is showing.''
by jack-me hoff April 30, 2008
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Looking like a raggy, wearing fake American Eagle (Canadian Eagle), wearing ankle braces because you broke your OWN ankles playing b ball, QUEER ASS HAIR, COCK BLOCK. Having bad breath, ripped and/or not up-to-date clothing style.
Joe: Look at the guy over there with the ripped shorts and fucked up hair.

Tim: His got the b brown status.
by Jonny Simpson May 1, 2008
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